The Pelican Crossing was meant to say ‘across the road in your line of sight’, NOT ‘across the right….’.

- The new designed pelican crossings that have the red and green man at your shoulder rather than across the right in your line of sight. If you are waiting and have people at either side of you, you have no idea when it is safe to cross, as it doesn’t make a beeping noise either. Why the hell have they brought these in????!!! Grrr…

- Bath’s road system!

- Swindon’s road system!

- The LG ISO800 mobile phone. Where to start…? Terrible designed phone!

- Mouse for Mac computers. The cables are so short they are pretty much useless. Who cares if they look nice. PC mouse on Mac computer rules ok!

- Mac books with the USB sockets on the left hand side, when the majority of the world is right handed – couple with the short cable obn the mouse and you have the cable streaming across the keyboard. Why not put the sockets on the back to keep everyone happy?

- Channel 5.

- The Widget selector in Wordpress.com. How annoying is that!! Having to drag each one to the top of the page without letting go of the mouse button. Life is far too short for that!

Talking of life being short, I need to go to sleep and get annoyed about other things invented by the Minstry. Grrr….!