Error of judgement

May 26th, 2009

duckWith all the fuss recently about MP’s expenses it’s easy to forget that there’s an angle here for us lot tightening our belts in the recession – don’t forget to claim for yourself!

For business owners that means getting proper invoices from all your suppliers and outsourced jobs. Detail all office expenditure and petty cash. Get yourself a good accountant. If he finds things to claim for that you haven’t thought of that’s probably a good start.

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Deslugging

May 12th, 2009

a bit saltyI have spent so much time deslugging the garden lately. Wondering round in the rain or in the half-light with a bucket, gloves and salt picking up slugs and snails in the bucket and then salting them before they can escape up the sides. Then the next day the whole salty, slimy mess gets poured down the drain in the street and I start again.

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Stinger

May 8th, 2009

nettlesI went to lunch at the new River Cottage cafe in town. I have to say that the food was faultless. That and the values he runs the place by make it a winner but there was a one, quite big problem: the cost.

The prices charged were presumably so high because no corners were cut in the ethical sourcing of ingredients (that and Bath’s sky-high business rates!) and, as I mentioned, the quality of what was on the plate was fantastic.  But there was an issue with the overall experience. The setting was nice (in the foyer of an old cinema) and the decoration simple and taseful but really basic. On the downside, the chairs were uncomfy, the presentation sloppy,  the portions small, the staff were forgetful and the service chaotic.

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10 iphone apps money can’t buy

May 7th, 2009

Recently I’ve been looking for an idea for an iphone app to develop. Apple have announced they’ve had over 1 billion app downloads, which makes it a recession busting industry, and one that it’d be very nice to be a part of. Here are some of the ideas that didn’t make my final cut:

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twitterpunch

Ever wondered why you tweet pictures of your cat, tweet about the cost of organic food, or tweet about your social incompetence? Help is at hand, this app will punch you every time you twitter; not just when you do lame, naval gazing tweets.

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boat

Useful if you are stuck on an island based reality tv show with 12 muppets and a conflict-baiting camera crew.

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Free as you want to be

May 5th, 2009

FreeMy company is planning regular ‘work for free days’ throughout the spring and summer. Working for free is a sticky one. Why would you do anything that wasn’t going to make you money? For one thing, we’re in a recession. But just because money is tight doesn’t mean we shouldn’t explore the opportunities to get our name, and our work, out there that won’t come any other way.

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Making appy

April 27th, 2009

Spirit levelAnyone who knows me will know I’m a bit of a gadgetphobe. I dislike getting new bits of kit because it’s something new to learn how to use, it’s probably not as good as the thing it’s replacing (or worse, it’s not replacing anything in particular) and, let’s face it, it’s bound to go wrong and then there’s the hassle of taking it back to the shop or ringing up to arrange a return and then having to wait in all day for DHL to pick it up and then chasing it when it still hasn’t re-appeared in a month and then arranging another day to wait in while DHL deliver it to your neighbours…

So it’s no suprise for my friends to hear me being snooty about the iPhone and Similar Devices Too Small To Look At The Internet With. And how I sneered at the advert about Apps: The things that let you know where to go out to eat, or calculated how to divide the bill between friends just made me angry as they all seemed to be over-engineering solutions for problems that don’t really exist, or making stupid people think that they can work something out that would be easier if they just gave it a go themselves!

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Walk on by

April 22nd, 2009

Chilli chocolateWalkers crisp’s new ad campaign is very clever and works from most angles. It has involvement from the public at all stages and a great TV ad (unlike the horrendously misjudged ‘Mud, glorious mud’ from last year!). The supporting website is bloated and not very well thought out, but even there the content is good.

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Spring is in the air

April 20th, 2009

bunnyGot a leaflet from the council today about grants for insulation and advice on heating. Important stuff. It was titled something like ‘Make sure you keep warm and keep your heating bills low’. It arrived on a sunny April day.

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Eshop recession marketing tips

April 14th, 2009

man_laptopThought I’d post a few of my less-written-about ecommerce tips for your eshop. There should be some superfly marketing ideas here for even the most maveric eshop owner, all helping you maximise your business in this crappy economic climate.

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Get on with it

April 9th, 2009

pdvd_004I always make a point to contact people who look like they need help with their sites. It might be a e-newsletter I’ve been sent made out of block graphics and that definitely hasn’t been tested in Gmail, a flyer with a URL that produces a 404 page or a business card that has a URL that leads to a ’site coming soon’ message. Read more…

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